(which will probably never come into fruition). A trained monkey could do PR, so why not give a homeless guy a shot?
Name: Bill-Bow-Baggins
Address: 4th Park Bench (on the left) from the St. Marks and Ave A entrance of Thompkins Square Park
Phone: The pay phone on Eldridge and Houston
Objective: If Fiddy can make it, why oh why can't I?
Education
School: of Hard Knocks
Major: League Baseball... I remember back in the day when me and The Great Bambino used to be best friends. I used to know lots of famous people before I became homeless. Once I had tea with Queen Elizabeth. Then I got HIV.
Experience:
None, but I read the tabloids everyday, then steal them for bedding.
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